Viva Boniva!

If you're going to make something called Boniva

and it's not going to be an erectile dysfunction medication, what are you doing getting Sally Field to be your spokeswoman?

You're just begging for jokes.

Sally Fields promotes my bone health, you know what I'm saying?!

If it weren't for Sally Fields raising awareness, I wouldn't be thinking of my own bone health right now.

If Sally Fields promotes your bone health for more than four hours, immediately call your doctor, you know what I'm saying?!

Sally Fields can viva my boniva!

That's probably enough.

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