I go to the principal office, I throw some cake at her, I kick her out of town...

My favorite thing in a long time, for those I haven't shown.

It's hard to tell if this kid is a developing genius, or if his youth is just playing tricks on me. His awkwardness never abates, but neither does his shamelessness, and he just keeps pushing through his mental impedimenta and coming up with another effortlessly, retardedly quotable gem. "I kick cars, I don't get in trouble... yeah!"