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I've got a whole backlogged cache of these things.

They are, at this point, the only thing keeping me interested in my academic work.

And I'm taking a course exclusively devoted to the slavishly cryptosexual writings of Henry James.

So...

Plenty more to come.

That's what she said.

Also, it's almost impossible for me to imagine any scenario wherein I'd want to be this guy. I think you're safe, bro.