2/9/08

They're called pigtails because the more accurate ugly, hateful, sinful, dreadful, thankless little girl who doesn't love her mother even though her mother does everything for her and who will grow up and never be happy because she's a whore who can't even rinse a glass when she's done drinking her milk that her mother buys for her even though her mother is lactose intolerant and you better not walk those fat little feet down those stairs tonight because your mother is entertaining a gentleman caller who might be your new daddy and let's hope you don't drive this one away tootails was too hard to remember, and Whoretails was the name of the club my mom worked at, which led to confusion.

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