Spitzer on a stranger

With respect to ex-governor Spitzer, have truer words ever been spoken?

In honor of the first ever google search for '"that's what she said" "henry james"' (so far as I know), the first ever HJ single page twofer. Sorta.

Get rich quick scheme 1a: I'm going to start handing out otherwise-blank businesses cards that say,

Your House + Your Tits + My Mouth = $3
(my phone number)

Except it will actually be my phone number. And then I'm just going to let the current carry me. Like Jimmy Buffett, except famous.

The pressure is getting to me.

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