2) dandruff shampoo
3) dandruff shampoo commercials
4) dust made of dead skin
5) that James Spader movie where James Spader gets in car accidents and has sex that's called Crash that's way better than that piece of shit Crash that came out a decade later and won a bunch of Oscars
6) that James Marshall movie where James Marshall is a boxer in high school who has to box Brian Dennehy to avenge Cuba Gooding Jr's ambiguous brain injury that's called Gladiator that's way better than that piece of shit Gladiator that came out a decade later and won a bunch of Oscars
7) the piece of shit Crash that came out a couple years ago and won a bunch of Oscars
8) the piece of shit Gladiator etc. etc. etc.
9) bacci ball
10) ethnic humor
These are just the first ten things that came to mind. I could go on. For years, probably.