Just doing my part...

So I wrote this earlier to post on Facebook in the interest of bringing down Earth Day a peg or two, and I thought it was hilarious. But then it made me a little bit sad and heartsick. So I took it off of Facebook. But now I'm putting it here, because this is where I put stuff. That's what we call rigorous logic.
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On this most inane of holidays, check this charming BBC Documentary on atheism and just remember -- progressive politics and reverent conservatism or no, all our friendly neighborhood plants and animals, no matter how cuddly, will suffer and die unredeemed, and the Earth will wither, become dessiccated and barren, and ultimately get swallowed by a bloated, dying star. And hey, even if you do believe in heaven -- animals don't go there! Here's to you, Gaia!