6/22/07

Voltaire's parrot.

Y'know, you can pay the WB to show footage of a woman masturbating with a bath tub faucet, so long as you cover her privates with a tiny rotating star. In terms of the pro/contra debate over capitalism, I could go either way on this one. After all, censorship is dangerous! It's like Voltaire said: "I do not agree with your decision to get wasted, sign a waiver, and masturbate with a bath tub faucet in front of a cameraman, but I will defend with my life your right to do it, not to mention the right of a corporation to pay to have it broadcast on national television if there's a tiny rotating star blocking your privates, and it's gotta be a marketing tool to help sell a much longer commercial DVD version of you masturbating with a bath tub faucet." It sort of makes me want to start a business, just so I can advertise overnight on the WB and demand equal rights. God bless America.

2 comments:

nick said...

oh that famous quote. i got it tattooed on my ass, actually.

D said...

Ahh, that most moving of homages, the ass-tattoo.