Dwight Yoakam's Chicken Lickin's Chicken Fries

Really, I meant to try to be a vegetarian. But then I went shopping, and I saw these.
The official name seems to be, implausibly enough, "Dwight Yoakam's Chicken Lickin's Chicken Fries," further elaborated as "breaded fully cooked chicken breast patties with rib meat." I don't know what "Chicken Lickin's" is supposed to mean. What's more, I don't care. All I care about is that I am now the proud owner of some chicken sponsored by country music sensation / Panic Room co-star Dwight Yoakam. Put another way, I am now the giddy consumer of a processed food product whose namesake is this guy.
Dwight Yoakam
Sometimes all that matters is that something be as unlikely as possible.


Anonymous said...

Complimentary purchase:



D said...

Dude, I saw him on Leno the other night, and his singing voice is amazingly amusing. I might have to make that complimentary purchase after all.